• Ako: Kapag may contrary ba, may agreery din?
  • Siya: Wala hahahahahaha. Nagpula yung linya ibig sabihin wala.
  • Ako: Unfair talaga ng mundo. May girly tas walang boyly. May contrary tas walang agreery. Haist.
  • Siya: Bakit may attitude walang kuyatude?
  • Ako: Tangina korni mo dun ha.
  • Siya: Bakit may feminism pero walang malinism?
  • Ako: Wala na ko maisip shet.
  • Siya: Bakit may feline tapos walang maline?
  • Ako: Stahp. Stahp ples.
  • Siya: pucha la na ko maisip.
  • Ako: May formalin pero walang semi-formalin. Takte korni.
  • Siya: Balik ka na sa tyan ng nanay mo.
  • Ako: Gagu. May shampoo pero walang eightpoo. May sabon pero walang saboff.
  • Siya: Maligo ka na tanggalin mo na kakornihan mo!
  • Me after walking upstairs: I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing

All a person wants is someone to hear them out not someone who’d make them look like shit for thinking that their problems are not supposed to be considered a problem.

“Once in a while it really hits people that they don’t have to experience the world in the way they have been told to.” — Alan Keightley (via buhaybabae)

I have a tendency to leave someone when I can’t fascinate them with my stories anymore.

“He wanted to cry quietly but not for himself: for the words, so beautiful and sad, like music.” — James Joyce, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. (via hobbyhorsical)